Painful Insult SMS

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger
No
Sure
Well
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD.

Your network tariff has changed
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size
The smaller the cheaper
Congrats You can make free calls!

Two devils came in 2 my dreams
They said
We want 2 disturb some good person
I suggest them your name
They said
we cannot disturb our boss.

Press down if you think you are MAD
I can't believe u did that
Again
For God Sake
Why u still doing it
Truth is out now
MENTAL CASE.

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana
Apna samjho ya baigana
Hamara aapka rishta he purana
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana
jao nahao!